EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: THE WRIGHT BROTHERS VS THE MARIO BROTHERS
SIRMIXALOT (#100)
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1. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: THE WRIGHT BROTHERS VS THE MARIO BROTHERS (NIV)
We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other we don't wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover? cause your princess is in our castle now yeah she's gone we stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong before us people only used fly in balloons you think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms you shoulda would coulda come to lose an extra life so just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe. Itsa me Mario and Luigi motha 00000 why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other look as this two their lives must have been horrible two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville you spent all your time in one machine? sheesh if you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf you should eat something anyway look at you so skinny! you might fly like a hawk but you fight like a kitty. We don't need to fight we're the fathers of flight representing North Carolina aiiiiight we'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller conquer every level of your 2D scroller you talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something we're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button. We're severing up an 8-bit fist made to order that'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters like POW how you like me now? spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser you'll get pummeled you'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel we've be dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song sorry Wright brothers this time you chose wrong.

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